गजोधर bhaiya

Gajhodhar Jokes
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Prince Charles & Gajhodharji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Gajhodhar thinks "how poetic"
Gajhodhar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Gajhodhar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Gajhodhar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Gajhodhar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Gajhodhar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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A Tamilian call up Gajhodhar and asks " tamil therima??"
Gajhodhar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Gajhodharji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Gajhodharji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Different in Colours
A Britisher came to India to travel across the country and after travelling though out India, one day he asked a Desi person...
British : Why you Indian are different colours,we British are all same colour White
Desi : Sir,have you seen horses,they are different in colours but all Donkeys are same in colours.
panga.......hamse matlo dosto.............

Husband & Wife
Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai..