Life is beautiful

Gajhodhar Jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prince Charles & Gajhodharji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Gajhodhar thinks "how poetic" Gajhodhar says, "pass the custard you bastard". *********************************************** Gajhodhar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Gajhodhar says - "Baljith Singh Married" *********************************************** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Gajhodhar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...? *********************************************** Gajhodhar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************************************

Your behavior By Signing Style *********** SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life". *********** TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fianc�es as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others. *********** SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people. *********** NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too. *********** RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN These per